I guess I suck at world leadership.

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, frogsie (-5000 points). In October I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In August I pulled airukitsu's hair (-5 points). Last Wednesday I donated bone marrow to doxinator in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5723 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, pyrrhocorax

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IT SERVES YOU ALL RIGHT I SAY. My feet are so cold right now. I cannot find my slippers and I swear I'm getting frostbite.