pyrrhocorax | oh piss off, seriously

Soooooo I just got OMGdefriended!!!! by someone I really thought I was friends with, because I might be passing information to his enemies. You know what? Fuck that shit. This isn't about "waaaah I'm not e-popular", this is about you basically saying that you think I'm the kind of arsehole who would be deliberately ruining your life while pretending to support you. I'm not a traitor, I wouldn't do a thing like that. I was there, I listened to your emo whining about liiiiiiife so haaaaaaaard even though your life is pretty fucking sunny compared to mine, I tried to help you out, whatever. None of that was important? The idea that this guy thinks I'd do something so low as to give his personal information to a bunch of random people that I don't even know who hate him and want to hurt him, really serious information, is just really really hugely insulting. I thought we were friends, douchenozzle.

I don't really care if he reads this. If you ARE reading this: dude, move on. You keep coming back to that gang the same way they keep coming back to you. You go all over the world, and still you come back. This is why your jobs fall through, your friendships fall through, everything. YOU'RE JUST LIKE THEM. Stop using "OH THESE PEOPLE HATE ME :< MY MOM HATES ME :< MY HIGHSCHOOL TEACHER HATES ME :<" as an excuse for why your life sucks. Get some medication, get some self awareness, and grow up. Oh, and you need not worry I'll give your precious secrets to your enemies, because I'm not a flake, unlike some people I could mention.

PS You know I really did like you, when you weren't being a dick. But those moments got fewer and further between.

God, now that toxic mess is off me, I feel a lot lighter.

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Wait what, because I might be passing information to his enemies
The way people take the internet too seriously will never cease to amaze me. Spying, sabotage, treason, it's a shitty novel in the making.

Dude, you should write that and make a fortune.

But man. Some people take themselves WAY to seriously.

Every tiem you use that icon, I hear the comment in foamy's voice. It's been like, three years since I even saw one of those cartoons! What's wrong with me?

Yeah, I'm a spy! You should absolutely write a novel about spies on the internet. Actually, go further and write cyberpunk guy fawks!

...actually I'd read that.

I'm pretty sure that's already the premise of any cyberpunk novel out there.

^ agreed.
I'm sorry this happened to you, you certainly don't deserve it.

Aww, thank you! That's really nice of you to say.

Word. I am jumpin' this runaway train before the pileup. I think that the Mythman's enemies are noxious enough to warrant paranoia but I do not like where this is going. People and their relationships change. Sometimes I grow unfit for certain friendships and vice versa. Maybe we will later reunite. That's life.

I really hope he does get over this, and sort out his problems, because I honestly enjoyed his company. It's just, after a certain point, there's nothing else you can do for someone and you have to save yourself.

(I'm sorry I haven't been commenting on your lj a lot, I'm just so scatty that I think I've commented and I haven't!)

I agree with that. I rarely commented on his entries and am not more worthy of his trust than you. It was a very uncomfortable position.

No worries, brother! This is never a problem for me. Your time is your own. (And man, have I ever been there. :B)

Ow. That guy should REALLY get some perspective. Either that or about five million slaps round the head. Preferably both.

And yes, there is a fortune to be made. Anyone remember the ending to Revenge of the Sith? All he needs is a bad hairdo and he'll be just like Anakin!

In summary: he's a jerk, and I'm sorry for you. You don't deserve his arsehattery.

P.S. - douchenozzle is possibly the best douche- conjugate I have ever seen. Must make a note of that one.

Yoda could give him the gimerstick treatment, that fixes everything.

The thing about douche- insults is the first thing I always think of is just shower and I'm all "shower...face? hwuh?" but douchenozzle just had such a perfect ring to it I had to start using it.

"Quiet you will be, young Padawan! In the corner you will stand, until sorry you are!" *thwack*

Yeah, me too. I think I once explained the etymology of it to a guy who insulted me. He thoroughly regretted it!

xDDD THE WORDS PARANOIA AND CONSPIRACY NUT COME TO MIND

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

E.T. ... PHONE .... HOME

The guy seems like quite a character; this post gave me the lulz. Sorry you experienced it, though!

I'm really glad I'm not that paranoid. And I can see it is pretty funny from an outsiders point of view!

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