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pyrrhocorax) wrote2007-05-13 12:47 pm
pyrrhocorax) wrote2007-05-13 12:47 pm
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HOW ARE YOU THIS STUPID
Exams are so not fun. I can't take them with everyone else, in case I get something, so I have a speshal room for people with problems. Joy and jubilations, but at least I don't have to put up with Lewis bumbling around falling over desks like a giant orange wombat.
I have to study for an RS PAPER. I do not know why I need this qualification to do pure sciences at A level. It is a mystery to me. But take it I must, and I am not one to hold prejudices, I am as open-minded and acceptant of things I personally disagree with as anyone else. So I open up my (pink, badly stapled) revision booklet, and within five minutes I have learnt:
a) Evolution is only a theory, and should be treated with caution.
b) The universe began as an infinitely compact fireball.
c) The easiest way to understand the expansion of the universe is to see it as a fruitcake in the oven.
There is a fruitcake somewhere here, but it is not the universe. Casting aside my pink booklet in horror and indignation, I seized my physics text book in hopes of finding comfort.
"The first level or shell can only contain a MAXIMUM of 2 ELECTRONS. All the energy levels or shells after this can only hold a MAXIMUM of 8 ELECTRONS."
Going to weep tears of blood now. aguydaajdfsdk
I have to study for an RS PAPER. I do not know why I need this qualification to do pure sciences at A level. It is a mystery to me. But take it I must, and I am not one to hold prejudices, I am as open-minded and acceptant of things I personally disagree with as anyone else. So I open up my (pink, badly stapled) revision booklet, and within five minutes I have learnt:
a) Evolution is only a theory, and should be treated with caution.
b) The universe began as an infinitely compact fireball.
c) The easiest way to understand the expansion of the universe is to see it as a fruitcake in the oven.
There is a fruitcake somewhere here, but it is not the universe. Casting aside my pink booklet in horror and indignation, I seized my physics text book in hopes of finding comfort.
"The first level or shell can only contain a MAXIMUM of 2 ELECTRONS. All the energy levels or shells after this can only hold a MAXIMUM of 8 ELECTRONS."
Going to weep tears of blood now. aguydaajdfsdk